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Q How can you tell a bagpiper from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Q Whats the only thing worse than from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Q Why do bagpipers walk when they from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

Q Why is it good that accordionists from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Q Whats the difference between a chainsaw from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Q Whats an accordion good forA Learning from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.

Q How do you protect a valuable from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

Q Whats the definition of perfect pitchA from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Q Whats the difference between an onion from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Q Whats the range of an accordionA from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Q What is the definition of an from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

A tourist is sightseeing in a European from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"

Q What do you call a male from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.

Q What do you get if Bach from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Q Whats musical and handy in a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

Q Why dont they know where Mozart from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

Q How many folk musicians does it from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Q How many musicians does it take from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

Q How many bluegrass musicians does it from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.